Teaser:
                                    The Player with the most value this year is:
                                    Drummmm Roll please
                                    ME
                                    Thank you
                                    Thank you
                                    I would like to dedicate this 
                                    Trophy
                                    to my loving
                                    self
                                    Yes 
                                    the Bengals never would have
                                    won
                                    the Super Bowl without me
                                    I am the strongest
                                    fastest
                                    smartest
                                    most perfect player ever
                                    Its all me
                                    me
                                    me 
                                    baby
                                    Begin a new season?
                                    Yes
                                    New Madden cards?
                                    Sweet 
                                    a new stadium unlocked
                                    Yes!
                                    I rule John Madden Football.
                                    Playstation 
                                    Youve got nothing on me
                                    (Ding)
                                    Two a.m.
                                    (Ding)
                                    Dad
                                    End Teaser
                                     
                                     
                                    "Where you at boy?"
                                    I sit in silence
                                    Waiting
                                    I do not move
                                    I can smell him from here
                                    I know I cant fight long
                                    150 pounds
                                    vs.
                                    250 pounds
                                    Duck and cover
                                    Duck and cover
                                    Mom used to try and throw in the towel
                                    but she only ended up breaking all her
                                    good china
                                    Her missing suitcase says she doesnt
                                    have to worry anymore
                                    leaving
                                    me
                                    with him "The Hurricane" Father
                                    The match is a 
                                    one round
                                    T.K.O.
                                    satisfied he goes to his corner
                                    passes out
                                     
                                    OHHH. Yeaaaaaahhhhh.
                                    She is the perfect lady
                                    and shes all mine.
                                    Thats right
                                    You heard me
                                    Alllllll mine.
                                    Shes hot
                                    Loaded with cash
                                    Drives a fast car
                                    And I can get her to do anything
                                    I want.
                                    Aaannnnyyything
                                    Tonight 
                                    She is making her way through
                                    An ancient temple 
                                    Fighting off 
                                    Bats
                                    Wild dogs
                                    Natives
                                    And even world ending scenarios
                                    All just To find me a lost artifact 
                                    Never before seen by modern men
                                    AHHHHHHHHHH.
                                    Shes my perfect little "Tomb Raider"
                                    I love you
                                    (Ding)
                                    Laura Croft
                                    (Ding)
                                    Dad.
                                     
                                    Tonight would have been their
                                    Anniversary
                                    My mom and dads
                                    I marked it on my calendar
                                    I mark every date down
                                    Moms birthday:
                                    June 16th
                                    Dads birthday:
                                    December 15th
                                    Tekken Five release:
                                    January 8th
                                    Mom and Dads Anniversary:
                                    May 24th
                                    NCAA Football Release:
                                    August 23
                                    The day mom left:
                                    February 14th
                                    Valentines Day
                                    Dad forgot
                                    He came home 
                                    Plopped down in front of the T.V.
                                    And drank
                                    To forget his world
                                    His reality.
                                    Mom never said a word
                                    But when I was going to bed
                                    I heard
                                    Cries
                                    "How could you forget?"
                                    yelling
                                    "Its just a stupid day!"
                                    I could feel the punches
                                    I could sense the hurt
                                    "put that away!"
                                    The suitcase was running out the door
                                    With my mom
                                    For the last time
                                    She had enough
                                    Abuse
                                    "No mom, wait for me!"
                                    Not even a goodbye
                                    Its been exactly
                                    99 days
                                    13 hours
                                    22 minutes
                                    Shes not coming back
                                    Dad blames me
                                    I can hear banging downstairs
                                    The last of the good China
                                    Crashes to the floor.
                                    Silence
                                    Hes asleep.
                                    Escape
                                    For tonight.
                                    
                                    I see it
                                    solid metallic blue
                                    with a black stripe down the middle
                                    I want it
                                    I need it
                                    This car would be fast enough to get me to the
                                    other side of town
                                    Ill steal it
                                    grab the driver 
                                    throw him to the curb
                                    "Get lost buddy!"
                                    Im off 
                                    You cant catch me
                                    Im Free
                                    I must complete my mission
                                    only one flashing star on the screen
                                    meaning only one cop is after me
                                    One cop will be easy to 
                                    shake
                                    I own you copper!
                                    Do you think you can actually catch up
                                    To the king of
                                    "Grand Theft Auto"?
                                    NOOOOOOOOO
                                    Power surge now?!
                                    I didnt even
                                    (Ding)
                                    get to save
                                    (Ding)
                                    Dad
                                    "Wheres Daddys little boy?"
                                    His tone is soft
                                    sincere
                                    like when I was younger
                                    when we used to play games together
                                    before he lost his good job
                                    before the alcohol
                                    before mom left
                                    I do not move
                                    Perfectly still
                                    my energy bar might get low
                                    like last night 
                                    when I was Scorpion on 
                                    MORTAL COMBAT 
                                    Battling Guru. 
                                    I accidentally shifted my weight
                                    the floor squeaked 
                                    like a fire alarm
                                    sucker
                                    It was a trick
                                    his fist was not soft
                                    but they felt sincere
                                    I wanted to push pause
                                    abort the game
                                    reset
                                    STOP IT!
                                    my eyes opened wide 
                                    at my own response.
                                    I had learned not to say anything
                                    now it would be worse
                                    I new better
                                    How could I be so stupid?
                                    the fists stopped 
                                    but it did get worse
                                    video games
                                    shattered into pieces 
                                    pieces
                                    and fell to the floor
                                    With a laugh 
                                    he went to his corner 
                                    I wish he hadnt done that
                                    Bruises hit the flesh
                                    Breaking my games
                                    Hit my soul.